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Hello: Be warned I do not plan to be big on grammar or spell checking in the log. I can not spell And, I know it, so frankly you will have to deal with my major short coming in this section. Any Comments:MAIL ME So I can red them and have mail that is not a forwarded joke or an add for a smut sight.
4/08/02 So this is page 2 ehhhhhhh.. Big fartting deal. i did 25 entrys in the last page so i guess I will run a new section .. to keep the load times low. Any how yo can still move freely amongst all the pages of the log as it gets bigger and bigger.. Be warrned if you a deeply church going this will ofend you .. But I had to get it off my chest. I just wana say a little something about my last few log sections.. I have gotten real political, and thats only because the Israel situation disturbs me. thats how wars start .. realy big wars. But i do not want any one to think that i am bashing religions.. i don't.. I'm not religious but I have nothing against any religions / belief system .. (except notably "Thug Life"). Igo t a mail from some woman.. who actualy took the time to read my log.. now where she came from and why she was reading my sight are beyond me .. no one visits my sight.. So it was most likely a joke.. to make a long story longer .. she told me i did not have Jesus in my heart.. Now lets talk about Jesus Shall we... That dued got a raw deal... he would never say so but he did. this Guy suffered and died for us, if you belive what the churches say, and for our sins , but he lived above sin himself.. Now look at us, the catolics are in the shAt deep with this child molester thing going on.. and alot of other churches are having problems getting people into the pews.. we are disinfranchised , by tele vangilists screwing old ladies out of their pension money in the name Of jesus and priests getting caught embezzling from the donation tray. I'm sure jesus, where ever he is is, saying "listen dad you're the allmighty and what not, but i did not die for this bunch of shmazles" You can buy a plastic Jesus with a head that bobbles for your dash board (I HAVE SEEN IT) What the hell is that.. you thingk Big j looks down and says .. " all-right that guy has the manings of my teaching! my head does bob like that!" No way .. Alot of churches tell you who to be with what to think about, when the man they base thier teaching on was the original free thinker .. who would take any one into his flock. the build HUGE churches.. When his church was a hillside..a cave..a jail cell not a milion dolar broadcasting booth. His teachins never cocided to tell you how to live .. only the best way to live , and they started being perverted to political use almost imediately. A great example.. Holy roman empire, It became the holy R.E. because the ceasar was Christian..he was chgristian because there were so many christains running around it was politicly smart.. But to call the empire holy? Who the hell do you think tossed christians to the lions.. crusified jesus? err rome.. So well change the name move a capital its all good heaven awaits..well it's the same heaven.. Jew, Christain, Muslim, what ever -- if you toss other human beings to lions or nail them to big pieces of wood .. Guess what .Yer going to hell Buddy. Do you think he said up on the mount " ok folks i want you to live by may teachings, or at least force others to , and well, after I'M gone you can forget about them, i sold the rights to tha Church, so when you need them you can pay a rights fee for absolution..And when the church thinks you need them you can pay a rights fee to here them told.. it should work out well all around.. your sole ends up cleaner than a cats butt and the church gets some coin.. not a bad deal .. in the future my flock, a man-child named Jackson will treat songs by bards known as the Beatles the same way .. trust me .. we can work it out." To be honest the only preacher i trust is an old Homeless looking black guy I heard talking about Jesus in Grand central station when i went to NYC few years back. He was talking about Jesus, but did not care who (if any one, and BTW no one stopped) was listning. Don't Judge others by thier religion or thier belives Judge them by thier actions.. But you can't see other peoples souls.. Unless you can walk acrossed a swiming pool with out gettig wet, Don't try and sit in the J Chair. So to conclude , if these veiws are going to send me to hell, so be it.. At least when I'm kicked from the pearly gates, Jesus can say "Well Mark, you never paid your copwrite fees on Absolution, So down you go, But at least I know you always had the J-man's back." 4/09/02 I'm sitting at my desk looking around and I spy a can of "Neo" it is an emptied can of air freshner which found its way home with me .. I have this stupid ganitors habbit..( running around the building and any thing I can not conviently dispose of, and will not give me leprosy ends up in my pocket ..forgotten till I get home).. I bring home more papper clips , busted staples .. pens..rubber bands, pebbles, You name it. Any Hoo.. The can is a filler for the "NEO Aeromatic Enviroment Enhancer System" or N.A.E.E.S to us ganitor folk. I have a question.. what person deemd the "NEo" to be so inportaint that it needs such a vaunted sounding title as N.A.E.E.S. This folks is air freshner .. it makes the poop smell go away in all our public bathrooms. It is infact,(If the folks at drumond will forgive my blasphemy.) a very fancy stick up. BTW you need a NEO dispenser unit .. (The silver thingy that gose "PHfffftsss" once a hour in our bath rooms.) to even think about using NEO. This stuff is as it says on the back of the can "The most advanced, high tech metered system in the industry.." Well gee if it is high tech AND advanced it must be good right .. well yes it is good, very good..The stuff fills a room with woonderfull sniffing goodness. However it suffers from the same problem of any air freshner. (even advanced, revolutionary, high-tech, punch-Packing, flexible, compact, buzz word have'n ones.) When it sprays the room smells like beautiful flowers. If the room smells like poop when it first sprays, the room smells like beautiful flowers with Poop sitting next to them. So I'm not busting on the product it realy is the best stuff we have. To the PR folks.. Know your limitations before you go all crazy with the Buzz words.. air freshner is, air freshner..And this is the stupidist thing I have ever gone off about. I am a sports fiend.. yes to day i am going to play basket-ball and Base-ball at the red hook reck park with 4 friends and a bunch of goombas I do not know. I will tell you something about basket ball .. I love basket ball.. It is my #1 sport I will do any thing to play Hoop. And I suck at it. It breaks my heart..I am the fricking worst.. I can't hit a shot to save my life.. i can not run fast.. i have a sorry first step .. And my elevation is nill. tune in latter for just how bad i did.. It is Now latter .....
4/010/02 Well i have recoverd fully from a day of Jockitude.. back to the Dork tower with me. Now i have to HAVE TO write my adnd game for saturday. I never get them done on time but a quick adventure through the mountains should be easy to do.. I have to unify the quest a make it solid .. And make the players trust no one.. wich is always fun..you know what i like about RPG's .. they ae just plain smarter than video game RPG's .. even if my story is not as good as say FF XXIIVIXV (or what ever they are on now) I can snap it around and change it at any moment .. and so can the players it is all non-linear. No video game will ever match the real rpg experiance. By the same token no online rpg no matter how good will beat the experiance of sitting around a room tossing dice with your friends. I like rpgs for the social experiance .. as much as for the actual games.. Just gettin folks together is great. In fact if it were not for rpg's i do not think i would ever get people together .. i just have so few reasons to, and so little time. Well at least i use my brain in my hobbies. I did laundry yesterday ..WEEEEEEEE.. This time i had rude gal to deal with .. she got pissed cause i used 4 dryers .. Well Umm excuse me but who the fuck are you the dryer warden? any way i had my 4 dryers and she was mumbbling, shoving shit around, and shooting me dirty looks while her wet undies sat in a basket and dripped rancid wash watter on the floor.. to bad my stuff as in the dryers a good 5 minutes before her natty jym socks even came out of the wash .. So I got up and dropped an extra quater into each of my dryers.. well i have to get those tommy genes dry, or my wife will be pissed. So that set off "her high royal queen of bounce sheets" on another spree of maddness. Untill the philipino faimlly (all seven of them) at the end of the dryer row, started taking their stuff out.. She was shoveling stuff into the empty dryers on top while they were still unloading the ones below.. kinda sad realy. I wonder what her blood preasure is when she gets a phisical ? "Well Mam we can't take your blood preasure this visit because the FDA says that us shooting the mercury all over the room is REALY bad for the enviroment..By the way Mam why is your shirt so damp? Any way, NOW CALM DOWN!! get out of here you freak." So she went about shoving carts all over the place and generaly making a fool of herself , and I realized this may be the strangest stress reaction i have ever seen. Consider this: if she hates doing wash so much and it causes her such stress, she could pay the people who work there to do it for her..and pick up the wash latter. But I supose some people thrive on the presure. 4/011/02 There is no direction to this log today .. I stripped and waxed a floor last night at work.. It was about natiest floor I could find.. Dirty beat up .. I figure the finish will last a week or to and then be gone again. Naturaly the fact that people roll around on the wax in chairs with hard plastic casters has nothing to do with why the floor looks like shit all the time.. Hmm, nope those chairs with 100 pounds+ of people in them cruising around gouging the wax off the floor could not make a differance in the quality of the floor finish.. Heres a test .. take a pizza cutter.. got one? good. Now tie a 100 pound block to it .. very good.. Now lay down and run it acrossed you face..Did that hurt? I thought so. Thats what happens to the floor every time some fuck face scoots acrossed it on those hard plastic wheals. Rubber wheals would be nice. Here are some links to funny sights.. Not as funny as Murda Mac but funny none the less. Stick deathStick men dying in a myriad of horrid ways .. what could be better.. Joe CartoonEffecting my hummor of over 2 years now Joe cartoon has some of the most warped cartoons ever placed on a web sight.. flash animation abounds so If your dial up expect long load times. If you have a cable modem expect nothing,(Except for me to hate your cable whore ass). .. If you have never seen Joe-C. go there now. The Humor Mill program this is a database program for jokes.. i guess you can down load this thingy and have a huge joke database at your fingertips. So if you can not make up stuff to say on your own you can sit hand have your computer do it for you . The Onion this is a satir news paper that has been around for years . It is the funniest thing on the net most of the time.. i love it .. if I had the time I would be doing this type of page .. But honestly im not that good a writer. and HERE Is a very funny Onion story that shows why they are so damb good. Naturaly this story will be gone soon so get it while its perkin. i think I'm going to line my house with tinfoil to keep the moron rays out. Some Thing Awful It's like my log -- only better. Funny stuff I counted the word masturbating like 6 times on the front page alone. AND FINALY About the worst thing I have ever seen .. (Not read, that's still you Murda Mac!) Mayhem.net I think it is about crime and serial killers but I do not know because i had a gran-Mal Seizure the second the page loaded. IM OUta material for today 4/012/02 SO im trying to get a shift change at work.. I want to work 7 in the morning to 3 after noon. this should not be hard , except that i work at NDH.. i expect no different however AND for the record i will be patient. So i my unending patients, I told my boss i want an answer by Monday. I have no doubt that If i did not say .."listen I need an answer by Monday," they would stew over the idea for about 3 weeks. This is not a insult to the people I work with but, I work in a place with so much bullshit we could bail it and sell it for bricks. It seems to me that keeping my problem floating is better than letting it sink to the bottom of the crap heap. Ohh and our crap heap is Huge. We are expecting a big inspection this year .. in a few months, and we are not ready for it. So my boss and my bosses boss have so much to do they can not see the light at the end of the tunnel yet. In fact they may not even be in the tunnel yet.. In fact it is quite possible the tunnel is not yet escavated. With the inspection coming up they both have about 1000 things on thier respective plates and about 95% of that stuff is legitimately more inportaint than me changing shifts, the other 3% is just panic and over reaction, (2% left in for imaginary problems and schizophrenic rammblings of the voices..) So in I come. The fall guy. "I'm the unknown stunt man that made my admin such a star." They will change my shift and work me untill there is foam on my sides and my nostrills are flairing .. all in hopes of being ready for the JHACO inspection. What they don't know is This "I understand that,and I really don't mind." I like a chalenge, my job is so unchalenging in fact, that it takes special circumstances to make me whip out my key chain and roll. The extra work and resposibility is a small price to pay for getting my life back. You see I have worked 3 to 11 for 6 years.. My wife misses me now that she is on collage, I have missed every good prime time tv show, all my friends work human hours, my faimly never sees me, On and on. 3 to 11 is a shift for dead people, I'm not dead yet..(I see dead people, they write sit coms) My foot hurts. Sence I went on jock o rama on tuesday I have had a big ole blister on my foot and it hurts. So last night i lanced that bastard .. loosing a few ounces of pinkish clear fluid into a tissue and not enjoying it. Now I have a big ole dead callus on my foot just waiting to fall off. And my foot still hurts. This is not new to me happens all the time. I am not built to be an athlete, my body and sports is kind of like taking a yugo to the 24 hours of Lamans, eventualy it breaks. So I get sore and stuff, pity me , but I enjoy it .. for some sick masochistic reason. So I try .. and i get hurt and I ignore it, wash rinse repeat. i always get the crap end of the stick athleticly, it would seem that the Dutch peoples are only built for sailing, farming, and lifting heavy crates. Hence the Dutch have evolved into people with no hamstrings..where did the Belgin basket-ball team place last olympics? ohh yeah they did not..The Only dutch NBA player I can think of it Ric Smits and he was like 7 foot 3 or some insane height. if you are 7 foot + and are interested in B ball, and can not play, Your patheic.(If you have no interest in basket ball and are 7 foot 3 it is ok to suck.) And guess what ric smits retired because his body could not take it any more..and because Shaq O'Neil scared the chease blintzes out of him. So I truck on, hurt feet.. bad numb elbow that falls asleap at random intervals, sore legs. WHY ? you dare ask WHY? BeacuseI carry the flag for all atheleats of dutch heritage, the flag is white .. we surender. (I forgot Kiki Vanderwhiegh! Dutch player / pure shooter for the NY Nicks a few years back, You Go KIKI! he is an assistant coach some where in the NBA right now, and Thunder Dan Marley really looks dutch, wether he is or not is another issue.) 4/013/02 4/014/02 i was all pissed of on Saturday .. i had a bad day .. excpept for the adnd game that went ok.. i did baddly but my mind was else where. Any way:: On sunday My wife cooked a great dinner .. wich chicken and stuffing and carots .. Yumm it was excelent i stuffed myself.. Now afterward while i was cleaning up --> I was packing away the stuffing left overs, it was not much so i took out a small tupperware-ish thing and spooned in the reamains of our stove top stuffing.. Then i seached for the lid .. I could not find it any where .. *Warrning in the next few lines you will look into the male mind* So here I am stuck with a tupperwear container of stove top and no lid.. what do I do ?? i know it can not go in the fridge lidless.. I can not find the lid..err What Do I do !?.. I do not want to dirty another tupper ware bowl, because then i would have to clean 2 and not 1..and i already have dishes up to my rectum. WHAT DO I DO !?!?!!! I do what any red blooded male would do .. I ate it.. yep, rather than search for a lid, rather than move it to another bowl , i just sucked in my gut and took one for the team .. i ate it..in like 5 huge bites.. Gone! Problem, solved.. waste not want not. 4/016/02 Male 27: Brown hair: Green eyes: 6 foot tall 190 pounds semi-atheletic no drugs & non-smoker seeks: ROMS for some of my old lost nintendo games like "live 95" or "fire pro supper" Arggh it is like fishing for Cieliocanths.. Well here's the skinny on nano nautica. i plan on having the bitch done by may .. yes may .. may first is my goal to have almost the whole thing ready to go ( perhaps a delay on skills..) and at then play testing stage. In may I will Hold some play tests.. i will try to get some folks together for just a kinda play test group party thingy.. that .. and i will modify the game based on thier input. I would love to be sure this will happen but it is hard to get any one together to do any thing at this pont so its still up in the air.. After playtesting (JUNE?) I hope to do lay out.. then once lay out is done.. I can go online and home publish (JULY ???) But I really want to play test the shit out of the game, so if the play test group gets off the ground, the other 2 steps can wait .. for-ever for all I care. 4/017/02 Hee is a slight correction, to say that I would have nano-Nautica done by May was a statement of pure bravado.. I still have to write skills and mecha construction .. blahh blahh balhh. I can have it playible by May and start play testing by then, but done is another story all together. I gots my roms.. I found a good place for SNES roms.. So now I can finaly play live 95 again..its hard as hell on a pc key board however.. I had forgotten how FAST that game was .. my god the players fly down court.. Now i used to be able to whoot the CPU like 120 to 30 but now Im lucky if I break even .. Ohhh well I'll get it back. I do not think I will be shooting hoops today, to f'N hot out right now and my legs are stiff from yesterday. Nichole and I rented 2 films a few days ago, "the wash" starring Snoop Dog and Dr. Dre, and "Sin" staring Antonio Bandaras, and Angelena Jolie,s nipples. The Wash is a remake of an old Blacksploitation film from "1970 somphin" The original was a light hearted comedy about a black owned and operated car wash that needs to drum up buissness so they hire nice looking girls to wash the cars and in comes the buissness..the snoop and dre version is about the same except you have to toss in some ignorant gang members, a Ak47 wielding Eminem, Hood Rats, some gratuitous booty shots, and 75 pounds of pot. Basicly all the trappings of the artificialy portrayed gehto life that MTV would love us to belive is real so we can forget how bad it really is and just buy more stuff. I could not stop myself from wishing NWA would storm the set and Blow it up. With that said this was a funny movie if you like that kind of humor, I meen the word fuck is tossed around in every sentance, and the word nigger had to be said about 300 times.(Not an exageration) Some nice cameos, by Ludacriss, X-hibit, Shaq, and a hand full of other stars helped it along as well.Not a bad movie if you want to pick up one liners to use on the basket-ball court..Or you could go watch "Friday" instead.. I give it 3 lill starfish and a lit blunt ***_@ "THE WASH" is Murda Mac aproved..I,m sure of it.. Sin was a good movie, if transparent in it's intent. I liked the story and Im not going to give it away. Now I think about 67% of the folks who see this movie are saying screw the story i wana see the 2 stars get bussy!( i have to face the fact even though I think bandaras looks like a marionette women love him .. my own wife included.. and Jolie is well Angelena Jolie for craps sake.) Well I hate to disapoint, but you are going to have to wait a whole 15 minutes before Jolie and Bandaras get to the wild thing.. And the basic soft core nudity is pretty steady for the rest of the film. Like i said the storry was very good, if not alittle bit see through, you will know whats going on before they tell you, but its not that big a deal because "She's NAKED!" no wait thats not it. It will not matter because the story is invloving. Some people will mention that the acting was not top notch.. ok your right , but these 2 were not picked because of thier acting abilitys, they were picked because they fit the parts, and they fit the parts very well. I give it 3 and 3/4 LIL starfish ***x out of 5 LIL starfish possible any more starfish and they would eat all the urchins.. this log is a very delicate micro-climate and I don't wana fuck it up. 4/019/02 What up.. I may be tired I may be sick but I know I don't feel right , i think im a bit depressed. Im not sure. I was talking a while back about getting a shift change. I still do not have an answer, a week latter. It's bull shit and i dont' care who reads it. to bad i have to be nice about it at work, because I expressed how inportaint this is to me , and how it needs to be done soon , and i guess once again I fall to the bottom of the heap. how much fucking work do i have to do around ther to earn some stroke..... Less I guess, i would have to fall into that category of people who do what ever the hell they want, and get away with it. The double standard is AMAZING, the harder you work the more BS you get, where-as the less you do the less you are deemed capable of, so the less that is expected of you. Hmmm sounds good to me, i guess I will just stop working. PS, tommarow I'll be 27 years old, a married man, a very sucessfull if not current colage student, in short a grown up, not some stupid high school kid whos looking for a weekend job in the kitchen. It is sad as hell for me to need a shift change in a house keeping job to make things work .. in fact I hate the idea of it.. the fact that I can be blown off like nothing pisses me off further. It is this way every where, so i am told, but frankly I don't care. the whole situation just irritates the hell out of me. I don't think writing the log is the best thing for me to be doing right now.. By the way .. I got my NYS tax return back yesterday , a whole 9.34$, whoper aint it! Thank you New York...ohh in the name of god THANK YOU.
4/021/02 It's my birthday yippi 27 years of the good life, bust out the crys and lets break it off! or I could just go to work like any other night.. I think that's what i will do .. go to work! YES! Im the devil .. yes the devil. you see i have a friend named, well lets just call him Jason. Names have not been changed to protect the inocent .. no one is inocent Now Jason has been thinking of buying the Fire pro d game for dream cast, and he asked me about it. Now in order to get this game you have to 1 buy the expensive game 2 buy a boot disk .. if you can find one. this is alot of trouble to go through for only the best wrestling video game ever made, but I encouraged him any way.. not because i think he should have the game ohhhh no , but byecause i am the devil and the devil needs some one to play with.. Yes folks fire pro d will eat your soul (and all your spare time) So i encourage the inocent to enter the cult..He (Jason) does not realize the journy he will embark on if he gose to get this game, (Kinda like jason and the argonauts .. get it!) The gettign of the game, the learning of the menus, the endless downloading of moves, the creation of over 100 custom wrestlers, the 250 premade wresters already in the game, learning the tactics of it all, the mark out matches, the rename files, the Huge selection of moves and match types, and finaly the endless chalenges to wreslte from me .. the devil. Ohh yess if evil has a name it is FPWD.. by the way if I have peeked your intrest about Fire Pro D try GSWF.org the web page. And let another victim fall to the darkness of sitting on the couch for hours and ocasionaly Yelling 4/023/02 J. will not be getting fire pro. the place that has it is asking to much $ for it. 60$ bucks for a used copy!! Fuck that noise. That brings me to this.. the local game shop .. or dragons den as it calls it's self. I used to love the place , it had comics, games, minutures, RPG's everything I was (and am) into. It was like heaven, every thing I wanted in one place. However over the years it has changed a bit .. now I think of the dragons den as it's own little sub culture of comic geeks, and paintball comandos, ad general morons. Mind you some very cool people still work there, however they have taken on some pretty annoying assholes as well. Like the girl i overheard talking to a co worker and totaly slamming any one who has, will, or is currently going to Dutchess Comunity Colage. Talking like they are all just stupid neandertals, and she would be mortified to have to take classes with those people (thats a quote folks) while she sits in her goth Marry Poppins outfit and sorts comics. Naturaly she was a newpaltz student studying for her under-grad in rude-quasigoth-chickieness..but I digress. (I have been digressing for 36 log entrys now) Also they hardly stock RPG's any more. the no longer purchase, and they only carry the sure things like ADND, some gurps, soem white wolf games. They used to have every thing. they still have more han any other local store , but I can see them phasing it all out in the future. And if you go in there for role playing games the help look at you like you have 3 heads and a dick growing out of your chest. It's like they are thinking (use your subconsious voice when reading the next line,) " AHHHHH its a relic from the past! I may have to lead the dino back to the shelves I never look at! I hope he changes his mind and buys a used video game for twice its correct price!" And about the prices.. every where else i go Play station 2 games are between 40 and 50 dollars.. at the Den (ehehhhe "The Den" like im so familar) they are 60 bucks. used games are marked down a whoping 10 dollars of a new copy, even on old dreamcast as PS-1 titles that are not worth the cd they are printed on any more. So basicly the gamin g comunity around here has one store to go to , and they treat us like we are stupid, and second class consumers. then they over charge us for stuff. At least i have one thing to feel good about, they treat the paint ball comandos the same way. I'm actualy quite serious about the nano`nautica game now. I think it's good, in fact I think conceptualy it's very good. The problem is now I have to play test, and I still have alot to go as far as skills and such are concerned, I am writing it alone, wich is alot of work. So i am realy trying not to take my time and not fuck up to badly. The skills alone are going to drive me batty. then again who give a poo it just takes time and a good mood, wich I was in and just fell out of.. Could this be Murda Mac's Sensei??? The home Boy from Hell?? Actualy Murda wishes he was as smart as this guy, not really a bad page at all. Click here Just trust me on this one, it funny. Just one example of why i will never take a caribian vacation. 4/029/02 NO LOG IN A WEEK !!! I have honestly been putting all my pc time into the nano~nauticha game. Pluss I have had very little to log about.. The PS2 versision of Boulders gate dark legacy gets 4 1/2 lil starfish ****x Why ?? because its adnd 3rd ed and my wife loves it so we sit up untill 2 in the morning killing frost giants! great fun.. realy good game quite well done. NOW if only I could make my own character.. OK IM out .. 5/01/02 MAY 1:: Time for May flowers and shit. you know I am still waiting for my shift chage at work .. i hate those people.. they have told me I will get more money .. great WHEN!... and when can i work real hours ??? .. I feel like a prison bitch! and i dont even smoke. My work has suffered because of this , not pourpously but I have a hard time motivating myself right now. Who the hell wants to go the extra mile for a bunch of people who are leading you around by the dick.. i told them how inportaint this is to me and they will not use any kind of crativity to get coverage for nights , they tell me they are waiting to hirre a part timer to cover my spot, but the fucking position is not advertised .. great.. who the hell is going to work 20 hourts a week for 7.85$ and hour? they better start looking in lepper colonys, and work relase programs. PS I dont blame my boss i blame the system.. the system holds the man down .. so preaches Murda Mac so it must be the true shizanty my brizzy, one. GO here to learn the way of the asshole This link is an example of a humor sight gone terribly wrong. (no connection to Murda mac) I'm not sure if they think they are trying to be the Onion, or if they think they are funny but frankly is sounds like a buch of high school kids or state university freshmen put together a humor sight that apeals to only themselves.. Good job guys. By the way on this sight one article in particular. (The guy who hates his Gym) is a a weight-lifting gym elitist (Gym Elitist??) ass-munch who has no respect for the efforts of others ..But I digress, I should leave the muscle head alone.. perhaps this sight has some funny content, but i have no time to dig for it. 5/04 or something close to it/02 the wife and i went to see Spider man the movie last night. It was not bad a good action flick.. the whole spider man story was there and there were some good performances.. By the spider Guy himself, and the guy who played the owner of the daily planet, and the green goblin.. Forgive me actor names intrest me as much as hair on a taratulas left sac. By far the best performance was by the CGI guy who did all the wall crawling and web swinging, this movie will get nomintated for some thing in the special effects catagory of some stupid awards show. Kirstin Dunst was good also, as the spiders love intrest.. Aunt May was perfect, Blahh Blahh By far the best part of this movie however was the fact Sam Rami directed it , so we got alot of sam Rami camera angeles and dolly shots etc etc etc.. Like when spidy is going after his first crook, the camera precededs him styaying infront in front of the web slinger while he charges down broadway. The camera moves with him, ocasionaly bobbinbg down and letting the lights from a speeding police car bounce into frame.. Rami loves that shit and so do I. Also the fact that Bruce Camble and the car from Evil~Dead 1, 2, & AOD Pop up in the film is sweet. Lastly Randy "Macho Man" Savage is in the film and he hits his trade mark elbow on some clown before Peter parker kicks his ass.. I love that elbow and I guess Rami does as well. There were some very hokey moments but what do you expect, it's Spider man for cripes sake. ALL in all 4 and 1/ 2 LIL star fish outa 5: and one eight leged urchin ****@ In other words go see it our self and enjoy it. So Hows the game going? Ohh thanks for asking. I hate writing games because it takes so fucking long. But I know it will never be played. The problem is I think this one is good, and could have broad apeal. So i will keep on working on it and hope to do a play test some time in may . I actualy want to play this one ! .. Any how here are my hopes for the game. I would love to get it layed out and print up a few copies and sell them, But I doubt it. Heres what i realy want , I would like to get a small group to play the arena battles with me here at my home and make up a nice web page section giving win losses and notes about fights, champions, mecha desighns and mods , new player created equipment. what ever a real net interactive game. I will Hawlk the game off the sight and have examples of just what can be done with it. But first I need three things.
Well We shall see. I have a new favorite comedy show.. the call in science show on National Public radio cracks me up. Ok they put a gaggle of real science floks in a room, and let the general populous call them up and ask questions. My favorite ones are when some ass nutt calls up the PHD physisist and trys to stup him. here is my fav (fav is short for favorite in case you have never read cosmo, wich is short for Cosmopolitan,wich in turn is short for BRAIN-POISON) example: 'If every one in a plane jumps at the same time does the Plane get Lighter? or does the plane now contain thier weight?" Please sir get off the phone and shut the fuck up. Not only is this question just plain silly but it is not in the lest interesting and it is obviously ment to be a stumper. It was not a stumper by the way it turns out that if every one in a plane jumps at the same time: naturaly that is all just a therory. But then again so was the 13 inch pop-tart flame untill someone tested it. Antother question I heard was , what predisposes Seals to balance a ball on their noses? My first inclination was the that it is the same instinct that allows the callers wife to do similar things , however Im sure this was wrong. But my real answer is ..... Who give a honest crap. Im sure it has alot to do with having to keep fish directly infront of them underwatter before they eat them .. But thats just me, How do i arive at that ? Well i thought about it for about 30 seconds, odd concept. The best calls come from little kids, they ask imposible questions like "What is sun-shine made of?" You can hear the whole science forum group inhale and hold, as if to say to each other .. whose got this one? Like group panic. Or the sound of a camera mans breath as he films a pack of 30 angry seals chasing the last caller acrossed the ice pack because he has a carp in his back pocket. It is not a happy sound, because all the phd's and docterates in the world can not defeat a 6 year olds questions.. 5/09/02 Well this is cool, I added a NANO links section to the Nano-Nautica page, Now this is cool because the technology concepts I based the game on are real , just very new. And naturaly the goverment wants to use nano technology for every thing from espianage to Bio-enhancement. It fits realy well with my whole shadow goverment, nano-nautica game idea ,. wich is realy very subversive and cool when I put it all in front of me. Go read the links, if you add 2+2 it starts to get pretty scary when you see where all this Hyper new technology could lead. Naturaly i will be dead by the tiem all this comes to fruition (I hope) But right now it makes for a sweet game concept..and the link page just adds so much to the whole feel of the sight. So My logs have come at a snails pace , well I have less pc time right now while my wife is home .. it's cool though. This lil on line diary thing is cooler than hell still and I enjoy doing it. I may have to get a service like Blooger , so I can do it from any place ..That would be nice , because when I get pissed at work I would love to log it directly :P I just figured out I have to get my car fixed before I renew my insurance.. I did not think of this my self naturaly It never crossed my mind that I do not own that seething hunk of shit yet.. I have a log on here some place where I tell how much I hate cars .. go find it.. I can not express the truth to you about how much I hate to drive / own a car.. I loath it. So now i need to replace my bumper. Ye haww! Im listening to a live Jimi hendrix Cd.. It's live ... It's Hendrix.. I need some new cd's honestly because I have heard this one 9 million times.. So im going to take it out now.. I love Jimi but christ how many times can you hear "Fire" before you vomit. Why does the radio only play Fire , hey Joe, Purple haze< and foxy lady?? i hate those songs .. just once i would love to hear driving south on the radio..You hear that westwood one? Free channel ?? I would like to recant my review of SpiderMan the movie. You see when i tell people I thought that movie was "ok" they look at me like a bat just flew out of may ass*hole and yell "What ! That film was GREAT!" or "How could you not love that Movie!" Ok so here is my new review of spider man.. 5/10/02 Did you ever get the feeling that your wasting alot of time.. every day. I do .. Some times i just want to give up every single hobby I have, just to satisfy the need for more time. basicly because 90% ofthe shit i do is a huge waste of time.. examples:
well lawn chairs serv a function , 90% of what i do with my time serves nothing.. I love to write games but why ? If no one plays them whats the point? And the fact is no one .. I mean NO ONE gets into the game industry, not from a freelance perspective. i need to make the green baby .. "Jus Like da Murda mac.." Oh wait, he is a poor ass suburban Samoan Kid screw him. any way this rant will continue after i make a cup of coffee. Ohh yeah I have to buy coffee today .. i almost forgot .. silly me if I dont do that i will be impaled on a pole and run around town with the rest of the Visigoths.. 5/12/02 HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOM ! Last night my wife and i went out to see some friends and consume Malt beverages. Well We had a good timeand were rolling home at about 1 oclock in the morning. At teh intersection of Rt 32 and (w in kingston we rolled up on one of those big new conversion vans. My wife says "Look they have Little tv screens in the backs of the seats." Naturaly I look to my right and what do I see ... PORN !. Well needless to say I was a bit taken aback, and I was not sure of what I had seen. So when we were ready to turn off at 9w I had Nichole hold back and let him go past us, so I could look again , and yep it was ..porno..hard core .. group sex..porno. (I could be more descriptive but my folks read this some times for christ's sake.) Now I'm not offeneded by this 50 thoustand dollar van drivi'n perverts choice of video / Dvd rentals.. in fact i could care less. But what does intrest me is why in the red rim of hell would some-one be watching porno while driving their conversion van down the street in Kingston NY .. Don't they have better places to view porn? So I ask the etrnal question: Why? 5/14/02 you know what i need a weblog manager that lets me type and apend my logs from home or anywhere else for that matter.. now I guess Im going to have to write my own because none of the real programmers out thtere will write any thing that simple. I have downloaded a bunch of shite .. and you know what it is all way overkill for me .. i do not need all that crapoloa.. templates and such .. fuck it.. Who needs it.. Not I said the fly.. So i will proceded to write my own loger poster like i had planned while ago .. i will just need help with the ftp part of it .. I worked my nuts off last night, i hate nights like that when i do not see how every thing will get done but I know i have to do it.. It sucks.. Mock JCHO inspection to day so we had best cover up our mistakes the night before .. ehh gahds .. Ohh well i have little to log about today so i will now stop logging for the day :P 8/31/02 HOLY SHIT 3 month lay off Why am I back ? Well thats a great question. First off my boss read part of this the other day and it inspired him to the point where he began some creative writing of his own, he also did not fire me for the shit I wrote , hence proving him to be a man who respects others right to an opinion (or 2 or 9 million) Also it is a fun way to purge ones frustration. Secondly a friend of mine read the April 8th rant about the miss-representation of Jesus as a symbol in modern society and told me "You don't have Jesus in your heart." Well I thought about it and I even went back and read it over. I did this because I respect that friends opinion, and was wondering what he may have seen in my lil essay that would lead him to his conclusion. I even considered deleteing the section of log in question..(I didn't do it) Well heres what I came up with , the irreverent tone is a bit much for the subject matter, but I still stand next to the content. Further-more I will not be buying a Jesus bobble head for my car any time soon. I have to say work is inproving .. well not realy. I still loath it, but now I work durring the day , wich is my real reason for my log hiatus. Now I go in at 8 in the morning and come home at 4 in the after noon.. it is a great shift . now if only i could get a great job to go with it. As it is i am watching the same circus only from a different ring. I get to see all the clowns run around and fart on each others noses from a whole new perspective. I do have to say working with a larger group of people is interesting, there is a whole world of house keeper personalities I have not been privie to up untill this shift change. I get along with most of my co workers, although im sure when im not around they rip me up pretty good. This back stabbing is not realy bad thing however, if fact i think old NDH would stop functioning if people stopped jabbing each other in the back with long steally quasi-initelectual cuttlery. back stabbing makes a building run like a well oiled machine. Why the hell else would you want to sit and talk with a group of co-workers unless it was to cut up on other co-workers? Heack i think im going to rename "lunch break" to "brunch at the improv" Considering the numbers of one liners we hurl at each other. I mean realy we make fun of every thing at work, and I have a feeling others are just as bad.. or else Im realy a bad person.. Im not sure wich. 9/2/02 There realy is nothing to say today opps .. |